Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She says you're a bad influence.
Bart: [slams his hand on the table] Bad influence, my ass!
How many times have I told you? Never listen to your mother!
-- What he said, "Homer Defined"
That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She says you're a bad influence.
Bart: [slams his hand on the table] Bad influence, my ass!
How many times have I told you? Never listen to your mother!
-- What he said, "Homer Defined"
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Bart: I don't want to play with Milhouse.
Marge: You mean you still haven't made up with him... - Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of
these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular
music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. ... - Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like
inside.
He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course... - Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it?
Milhouse:
[motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when... - Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a... - Lisa: I think she likes my present better.
\<
Bart:
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: ... - Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character,
and I know it's against all your moral fibers...
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- Marge: Hello, Helen.
Helen: Marge.
Marge: Edna.
Edna:
Marge. Marge: Uh... [Agnes glares] Hmm... Agnes:... - Homer the pessimist,
"Bart Gets... - Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes... - Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary
pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder,
sir! Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave]... - Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute...
