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• We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
  George Bernard Shaw, english playwrite...
• COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.
• Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
• Man: [emerges from closet, fixing his tie] Woma
  Will I ever see you again? Man: Sure, baby. Next meltdown. -- "Homer Defined...
• By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noble
  Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest....
• The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
  The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women....