You know, once, my old lady ran off and married my brother.
Well, it hurt, but here it is a month later, and I'm sleeping on
their couch!
-- Otto-Man, "Homer Defined"
Well, it hurt, but here it is a month later, and I'm sleeping on
their couch!
-- Otto-Man, "Homer Defined"
Related:
- Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I... - Homer: Ohhhhh...
Marge: What?
Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like
nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got... - Marge: Are you all right, Homer?
Homer: I'm fine,
I'm just thinking. Marge: I've been thinking, too... - Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>... - G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
S:
Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't... - Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and
this casino to join.
[points at Homer] Homer: Homer. Minister: ... and... - Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a...
