Hutz: Well, you good folks can rest easy now because you've come to
the very best in legal representation.
Skinner: Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?
Hutz: I'll sell you this one, it's almost full.
Skinner: Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl.
Hutz: He'll be back. And as for your case, don't you worry. I've
argued in front of every judge in this state -- often as a
lawyer. [drinks his Orange Julius]
-- Small comfort, "Burns' Heir"