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• Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of respect for me.
  Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will....
• Bart: Listen lady, I'm s'pose to be in the fourth grade.
  Teacher: Seems to me that someone's got a case of the "s'pose'das"....
• Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
  You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
• Give me three fingers of milk, Ma. -- Bart, "Bart the Murdere
• Bart: Reverend Lovejoy, we need you to help us find a rabbi.
  Rev.L: [flustered] Well, um, before you make any rash decisions, let me just remind you that the church is changing to meet the needs of today's young Christians!...
• Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
  Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important....
• Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
  Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important....
• Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future caree
  Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion!...
• Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson. Ba
  [plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes you are....