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• Bart: Reverend Lovejoy! You've come to comfort me?
  Rev.: Yes, Bart. [pats Bart] [emotionlessly] There there....
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
  But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complimentary newspaper....
• It's funny because it's true. -- Fat Tony, "Bart the Murdere
• Barney: Hey, Bart, can you give me one on credit? I'm a little short this week.
  Bart: Beat it. -- No harm in trying, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, there's no physical reason why your hair should be falling out.
  This thing has me buffaloed. [chuckles] Nurse...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....