Homer: How much does it pay?
Bart: Thirty bucks a week!
Homer: Pfft! I make more than that.
-- Bart gets a part-time job, "Bart the Murderer"
Bart: Thirty bucks a week!
Homer: Pfft! I make more than that.
-- Bart gets a part-time job, "Bart the Murderer"
Related:
- Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means... - Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten.
Lisa:
I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only... - Marge: I'm not sure about the people Bart's working for.
I think they're criminals. Homer: A job's a job. I... - Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart:
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have... - Homer: That Timmy is a real hero!
Lisa: How do you mean,
Dad? Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't... - Homer the pessimist,
"Bart Gets... - Homer: The doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe,
nothing serious. Hutz: Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Homer:
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what...
From the same category:
- Grampa: [in boxers] I had that dream again...
Homer:
Oh, thank God, it's only Grampa. [slams door] -... - It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV!
Homer proudly introduces his television debut, ... - Krusty: Aaah! Not my extendo-glove! They haven't made those since the
war.
Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I going to make... - Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
[all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome... - Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming
a smoking hole in the ground,
I'll try to be a better Christian. I don't know...
