Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
Make it a good one.
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Tony: Eat My Shorts? Ah, okay... [consults the racing form]
Let's see... Wait a minute, you little punk! Eat My Shorts is
in the fifth race! I said the <third> race!
Bart: Don't have a cow!
Tony: Mm.. [to a fellow crony] Don't Have a Cow in the third,
put a deuce on him.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Make it a good one.
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Tony: Eat My Shorts? Ah, okay... [consults the racing form]
Let's see... Wait a minute, you little punk! Eat My Shorts is
in the fifth race! I said the <third> race!
Bart: Don't have a cow!
Tony: Mm.. [to a fellow crony] Don't Have a Cow in the third,
put a deuce on him.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Related:
- Eat my SHORTS!
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Yabba-Dabba-Doo,
two lengths back Ain't I a Stinker and That's All Folks... - I am Bart of Borg..
assimilate my shorts... - Bart: We made it!
Everyone: Yay!
Homer: Woo hoo!
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Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?
"Bart the... - Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed...
D.A.
But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings.
Bart:
Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the... - Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner,...
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with filthy germs,
aren't they Smithers? Smithers: Why, what do you mean... - Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill... - Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um... - Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?
Bart:
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of... - Who would have ever thought that pushing a boy into the girl's lavatory
could be such a thrill!
The screams! The humiliation! The fact that it wasn't...
