Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal]
Hey, it's not in here. You stole it!
Lisa: No one wants your stupid police badge, Bart.
Homer: [coming in] Hey, look what I got! A genuine official police
badge! "Calling all cars! Come out with your hands up!" Heh heh
heh.
Bart: Hey, that's my badge, Homer.
Homer: That's <Officer> Homer! Hee hee hee hee.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
[hunts through the box of cereal]
Hey, it's not in here. You stole it!
Lisa: No one wants your stupid police badge, Bart.
Homer: [coming in] Hey, look what I got! A genuine official police
badge! "Calling all cars! Come out with your hands up!" Heh heh
heh.
Bart: Hey, that's my badge, Homer.
Homer: That's <Officer> Homer! Hee hee hee hee.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
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Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
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Homer: Heh heh.
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Maggie: [refuses to eat her baby food]
Homer:
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