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• And our <new> number one hit, "I Do Believe We're Naked", by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well", which plunges all the way down to number 97.
  -- Casey Kasem's countdown, "Radio Ba...
• Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
  We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
• Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned food drive.
  Your generous donations have made this our slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever!...
• We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all the world And we wouldn't trade him for anything That's how much we love him.
  No, we couldn't live without him So that's why, since he died, We keep him safe in our G....
• Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
  Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
• Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
  Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...