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• Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the school cafeteria!
  Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old now....
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on &l
  my> side....
• Presented for your consideration: Springfield. An average little town, with a not-so-average monster.
  [townsfolk wander around with nervous smiles, saying, `Happy happy!...
• Bart: [sees Snowball 2] Every day, same old cat. I'll make it more interesting.
  [furrows his brow, turning the cat into a multi-colored fire-breathing whatever] Snowball...
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Bart? Bart: Maybe it was just the cat.
  Lisa: No, she's sleeping with me....
• laughs sickly] Well, we're still on. Three hundred and forty-six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who.
  .. who WON'T LET ME STOP!!! [delirious] Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his!...
• Homer: [wakes up and screams] Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
  Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me....
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• The kick is up! It's looking good! The ball is turning into a fat bald guy!
  [Homer sails through the air (`Aaaaaaaaagh!') and collides with the goal post....