Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy: [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the
hair.
Lisa: How about me?
Stacy: Um, there's something not quite --
Bart: How about me?
Stacy: I -- uh --
Homer: How about me?
Stacy: [frustrated] You _all_ have hideous hair!
Family: [gasps]
Stacy: I mean, from a _design_ point of view.
-- Backpedaling quickly, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Stacy: [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the
hair.
Lisa: How about me?
Stacy: Um, there's something not quite --
Bart: How about me?
Stacy: I -- uh --
Homer: How about me?
Stacy: [frustrated] You _all_ have hideous hair!
Family: [gasps]
Stacy: I mean, from a _design_ point of view.
-- Backpedaling quickly, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning,
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the
podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable
address.
[pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Bart... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in... - Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design... - Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa:
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu... - Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory
there is!
Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar...
