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  Homer: [half asleep] Who's that? Lisa: An early crusader for women's rights....
• Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
  Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded....
• Homer: [reads] Seven ways to spice up your marriage.
  [ahem] [reads woodenly] Marge, you have a nice body....
• Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
  [goes to the memorial] Mr. Lincoln?...
• Lisa goes to the Lincoln Memorial to ask advice from Abe Lincoln, but tons of tourists are there asking him for advice so he can't get his say in.
  So he then goes to the Jefferson Memorial, and she's the only person there....
• Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase Your Word Power.
  ' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr....
• Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to increase your word power'.
  That thing is really, really.. really.... good. -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot. Publius Syru
• I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square.
  -- Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the Iconocla...