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  Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded....
• Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
  [goes to the memorial] Mr. Lincoln?...
• I will iron your sheets when you iron out the inequities in your labor laws.
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• Barney: If I did vote, I'd vote for him. Episode
  Lisa is an essay finalist about democracy, in Washington, DC...
• Lisa: I'm too excited to sleep. Anyone up for the Winifred Beecher Howe Memorial?
  Homer: [half asleep] Who's that? Lisa: An early crusader for women's rights....
• Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.C.
• Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.
  C. -- Firesign Theatre's HOW TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE...
• A Senator, on the bill to expel Senator Bob Arnold from the Senate
  I'm all for this bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
• My father used to tell me, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, Abraham Lincoln had a job.
  When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....