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  ' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr....
• Faith: Lisa, I'm Faith Crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest.
  Homer: Oh, I love your magazine. My favourite section is How to increase your word power....
• Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad. Home
  Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that magazine. -- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
  Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to start now....
• You've really worked out your banter, haven't you. Not really - this is a different thing.
  It's spontaneous and it's called 'wit'. -- Mr Pants and Edmund : Money...
• Lisa: {I _still_ don't believe all the founding fathers were Stonecutters.
  } Homer: {That's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Lisa: That story isn't suitable for children.
  Chief Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version. -- "I Love Lisa...
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...