"I will iron your sheets when you iron out the inequities in your labor
laws." Amen, sister.
-- Lisa reads the inscription on the Winifred Beecher
Howe Memorial, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
laws." Amen, sister.
-- Lisa reads the inscription on the Winifred Beecher
Howe Memorial, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Lisa: I'm too excited to sleep. Anyone up for the Winifred Beecher
Howe Memorial?
Homer: [half asleep] Who's that? Lisa: An early crusader... - Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial... - Homer: [reads] Seven ways to spice up your marriage.
[ahem] [reads woodenly] Marge, you have a nice body... - Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic]
[sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool]
Honest Abe,
he'll show me the way. [goes to the memorial]... - Lisa goes to the Lincoln Memorial to ask advice from Abe Lincoln,
but tons of tourists are there asking him for advice... - Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase
Your Word Power.' That thing is really,
really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr... - Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to increase
your word power'.
That thing is really, really.. really.... good. ... - You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot.
Publius... - I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are
square.
Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the...
From the same category:
- This is the first time anyone has ever sat next to me since I
successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by twenty minutes!
Martin, "Bart's Friend Falls in... - Dear God, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks and Sweating to
the Oldies volumes One,
Two and Four. -- Ned Flanders prays, "Homer's Triple... - Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all
gonna die!
[Seymour grabs him in a headlock] Willy: Take me bridle... - Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. ... - Marge: Mmm, I think we need a new hair dryer.
Homer:
Marge, you must hate me for not taking Mr. Burns' money...
