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• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
  Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
• Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Joe Frazier: Keep those pig legs coming, Moe. Moe
  You cleaned me out, Smokin' Joe. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
  -- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
  Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Lisa: Maggie? Maggie? [covers her eyes] Maggie
  [babbles] Translator: [monotone] Where did you go?...
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
  But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
• Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face!
  Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?...