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• Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight championship.
  -- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• eading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence as "the state or condition of being excellent.
  And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence....
• Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Lavish attention on me, and entertain me. -- Maggie's first "words", "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
  Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• All right, a peanut! [eats it] -- Barney, trashcanned, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?