Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers
could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?!
Homer: I try, but I can't...
-- An ass-obsessed man, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?!
Homer: I try, but I can't...
-- An ass-obsessed man, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother,... - Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the
face!
Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could... - at the door]
Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many... - Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a
second chance?
Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You... - Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you
have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the... - I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them
Japanese names.
Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it,
or someone gives me the gist of it. -- Homer, "Brother...
From the same category:
- Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge... - People of earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion
force.
Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless... - Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making
irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin? Lisa: No, someone who _didn't_ deserve... - Skinner: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
Woman: Hmph, new ownership. [points to sign] ... - John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Homer...
