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• Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
  Homer: No. Marge: Mm. -- Homer starts getting tipsy, "War of the Simpso...
• Avenge me, son. Avenge my death... ZZZZzzzzzz...
  -- Homer (Bigfoot) is hit with a tranquilizer dart, "Call of the Simpso...
• This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant beast.
  -- German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
• Marge: Homer, I'm telling you, this is not the Interstate.
  Homer: Pffffft. Maps....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
  OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
• Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford....
• Marge: Oh Homer... What are we going to do? Homer: Now, don't worry.
  Our situation isn't as bad as it seems. And you're forgetting---I'm an experienced woodsman!...
• Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up, there's one thing that never fail
  a nice glass of warm milk, a little nap -- and a total frontal lobotomy....