Dr. Marvin Monroe: After extensive biological and anatomical testing,
I regret to announce that our findings are... inconclusive.
This thing may or may not be human.
German scientist: Dat's what he tinks. I say it's none other than
Bigfoot himself.
French scientist: Oh, no, I disagree. I think it is a man.
The eyes have a glimmer of human intelligence.
-- On the capture of Bigfoot (Homer),
"Call of the Simpsons"
