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• Marge: Oh Homer... What are we going to do? Homer: Now, don't worry.
  Our situation isn't as bad as it seems. And you're forgetting---I'm an experienced woodsman!...
• It's almost like having a fifth sense or something!
  -- Homer in "Call of the Simpsons", from The Simpso...
• How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
  27 a week more than I do. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
• Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.
  -- Marge, after Homer is captured and believed to be Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
• Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
  Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....
• Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
  Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
• I'll go into the bushes over there, make a lot of noise, and flush out a rabbit.
  When he comes out, you step on him....
• Are You Experienced?
• Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean?
  All the time? Even when they're nuts??...