Skinner: The fifth grade will now favor us with a scene from Charles
uh.. Dickens' Christmas Carol.
Homer: Ohhhh.... How many grades does this school have!
-- Watching the school Christmas pageant,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
uh.. Dickens' Christmas Carol.
Homer: Ohhhh.... How many grades does this school have!
-- Watching the school Christmas pageant,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Related:
- Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for... - Marge: A tattoo?
Homer: A what?
Bart: Yeah, they're cool,
and they last for the rest of your lives. Marge: You... - Marge: [writing] The magic of the season has touched us all.
Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter... - The Christmas pageant does not
stink... - Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low."
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Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"... - Bart: Aw come on, Dad. This could be the miracle that saves the
Simpsons' Christmas.
If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles... - Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart. -- Marge writes the... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - In came Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile.
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Charles Dickens (1812-1870) -- Christmas Carol, Stave...
