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• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
  [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
  Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
• Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned food drive.
  Your generous donations have made this our slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever!...
• Krusty: [surrounded by reporters] No, this slide is perfectly safe.
  This was an isolated incident. Kent Brockma...
• Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding] Vittorio: Grazie, grazie.
  You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype....
• Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
  Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....