Milhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven?
Sunday School Teacher: Certainly not!
Bart: Uh, ma'am? What if you're a really good person, but
you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets
gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for
you in heaven?
SST: For the last time, Bart, yes!
-- Playing by the rules, "The Telltale Head"
Sunday School Teacher: Certainly not!
Bart: Uh, ma'am? What if you're a really good person, but
you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets
gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for
you in heaven?
SST: For the last time, Bart, yes!
-- Playing by the rules, "The Telltale Head"
Related:
- Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Bart... - Sunday School Teacher: [very tired] The ventriloquist goes to heaven,
but the dummy doesn't. Bart: [raises his hand] Ooh... - Teacher: [watching children draw] Good! Very good!
Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels. ... - Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety
rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump... - Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. ... - Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet,
worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime...
