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• Marge: [confiscates Bart's personal stereo] Were you going to listen to rock music in Sunday School?
  Bart: Maybe. Marge: Can you believe this, Homer? ....
• Bart: All they do is kiss. Marge: How cute! [turns to leave, then catches herself] They don't open their mouths, do they?
  Bart: No. Marge: How cute! -- Both feet on the ground, please....
• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Bart: Oh, good: somebody's shadow. I'll just turn and brag about my work.
  [turns] Aah! Marge: Bart, you've graffito-tagged public property!...
• Bart: Cool, man, Space Mutants 4. Let me off! Let me off!
  Marge: No way, Jose. Homer: Marge, they're only space mutants....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing her she should be completely out of my system.
  OK: day one. [circles it] Marge: Time for church, Bart!...