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• Homer: Now, boy, we spent a lot of money, so you'd better get real good real fast, or &l
  POW>! Marge: Homer! Homer: Hey, I thought I was supposed to encourage him....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
  Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....
• Marge: I got tickets to the opera tonight. Hurry up, get dressed, it starts at eight.
  Bart: [whining] Oh, Mom, not tonight... Homer: Come on, Bart....
• Marge: Where are we going to put him? Homer: Bart's room.
  Lisa: Bart's room. Marge: Bart's room. Bart: Dumpster....
• Marge: It's a big day for you. Why don't you eat something a little more nutritious.
  Homer: Nonsense, Marge. Frosty Krusty Flakes is what got him where he is today!...
• Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
  What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...
• Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses?
  Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him....
• Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!
  } Lisa: {No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming him, eh?...