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• Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
  Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• Marge: Mrs. Van Houten? I'm Bart's mother. We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint?
  Mrs.V: I remember. -- "Homer Defined...
• Bart: And then, he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.
  Why is he always making up those crazy stories?...
• Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
  You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
• Marge: Homey! Get in the car! Lisa: This is where you belong!
  Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Ba...
• Marge: Oh look, there's Bart! Wave to him! [she and Lisa do] [Bart pulls his blinds down] Mmm, maybe we should spend more time with Bart.
  He's becoming isolated and weird... [in Bart's room, Bart plays Stratego and holds one red piece and one blue piece, and does the voices for each] Blue piece...