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• Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu
• Homer: Who's the lard-butt? Lisa: He's the bullfighter.
  Bart: No way the bull's going to miss a target that big! -- At the opera, "Bart the Geniu...
• Marge: I got tickets to the opera tonight. Hurry up, get dressed, it starts at eight.
  Bart: [whining] Oh, Mom, not tonight... Homer: Come on, Bart....
• Please hold onto the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
  [and repeated in Spanish] -- Heavenly voice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Marge: Bart, stop fooling around! Homer, stop encouraging him.
  Homer: Don't stifle the boy, Marge. We're <supposed> to encourage him....
• What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
  -- Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window, "Bart the Geniu...
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...
• Homer: Oh my God! Lisa: What is it? Homer: Tramapoline!
  Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?...
• Bart: Unkie Herb, can I spit over the side? Herbe
  Heh heh heh. I love this kid. Hock your brains out!...