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• Bart: We know who you are, Ms. Botz. Or should I say, Ms.
  Botzcowski. You're the Babysitter Bandit. Ms....
• Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
  Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
• The defenseless youngsters were tied up and gagged in the living room
  while the bandit roamed the house at will, [TV pans over an empty house] stealing the valuable objects it took the family a lifetime to shop for!...
• Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
  This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat....
• Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
  Lisa: "Relatively"? Bart: Well, there's bound to be some splash-back....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: [entering treehouse] So here's where you're hiding!
  Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts and accusations of the townspeople....
• Lisa: [walking in] Bart, you can't actually _call_ these places.
  Don't you know how expensive international calls are?...
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....