Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... [calls] Phone call for Al. Al Coholic.
Is there an Al Coholic here?
[bar denizens laugh]
Wait a minute...
[to phone]
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out
who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
-- "Some Enchanted Evening"
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... [calls] Phone call for Al. Al Coholic.
Is there an Al Coholic here?
[bar denizens laugh]
Wait a minute...
[to phone]
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out
who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
-- "Some Enchanted Evening"
Related:
- Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Bart: [dialing the phone] A little pre-dinner entertainment.
Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh... - Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch... - I'm looking for an Al,
last name Coholic... - Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just... - Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.
[calls] Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda... - Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh,
yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass...
