Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this.
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot?
-- On filling out a psychiatric evaluation form,
"Stark Raving Dad"
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot?
-- On filling out a psychiatric evaluation form,
"Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices?
Homer: [angrily] Yes,
I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to ... - Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood,
and before I join them, I have one question.... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a
lobotomy,
do you? Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream]... - Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
--
Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving... - Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
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Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving... - Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem...
From the same category:
- Sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will never be as popular as
sobriety and self-denial.
The world according to Marge... - Marge: Mm, there's that new sushi restaurant on Elm Street.
Bart: Sushi? Hey, maybe this is just one of those... - Paul: What? She's leaving home?
Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
I read about you in history class. So where's... - I've thought about what you've said, honey, and I've decided to quit.
Homer, ending the "beer baron" charade after it ... - Carl: You new?
Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm...
