Burns: Doctor, what should we do about our freewheeling fop over here?
Monroe: Well, Monty, it used to be that establishing a patient's sanity
took months. That's all changed, thanks to the Marvin Monroe
take-home personality test. Twenty simple questions that will
determine exactly how crazy or [makes quotation sign with
fingers] `meshuggeneh' someone is. [hands it to Homer]
Homer: [reading] Print name? [moans] Oh...
-- In triplicate, please... "Stark Raving Dad"
Monroe: Well, Monty, it used to be that establishing a patient's sanity
took months. That's all changed, thanks to the Marvin Monroe
take-home personality test. Twenty simple questions that will
determine exactly how crazy or [makes quotation sign with
fingers] `meshuggeneh' someone is. [hands it to Homer]
Homer: [reading] Print name? [moans] Oh...
-- In triplicate, please... "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts
you emotionally,
you will hurt them physically, and gradually ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. ... - Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no
threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has... - Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you
know it.
Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one... - Homer: Wait a minute, these mallet things are padded with foam rubber.
What's the point? Bart: They work much better without... - Man: Well, have you heard of MTV?
Homer: No.
Man:
Motown. Homer: No. Man: Beat It. Homer: <You>... - Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Man... - Monroe: Hello, I'm Doctor Marvin Monroe, no doubt you recognize me from
TV.
Lisa: We would if we had one. -- "There's No Disgrace...
