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• Homer: Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
  Ned: For two more days. [sniff] It becomes Libertarian Party headquarters....
• Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
  Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...
• Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  -- Ned, "When Flanders Failed...
• Flanders: Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town. When Flanders Failed...
• Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is? Home
  No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. [sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know....
• The Flanders' are having a beef-a-thon. Incredible Ned-ibles.
  Maude-acious vittles. -- Lisa reads Ned's barbecue invitation, "When Flanders Failed...
• Marge: Bart, how many hours a day do you watch TV? Ba
  Six. Seven if there's something good on. -- "When Flanders Failed...
• Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale] Home
  Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough for me!...
• Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread. Ma
  Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase....