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• You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
• Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders .
  .. my friend! Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno....
• Let's give `em somethin' to talk about, baby.
• The following ties in nicely with another thread (What is music?
  ) All I know about music is that not many people ever really hear it....
• We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
• All day prospectin', and all I found wuz this funny-colored boulder.
• Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
  Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....
• Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
  I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....