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• howing Maggie flashcards] Maggie, look! What's that?
  Lemur. [slowly] Le-mur. [next card] Zebu. [slowly] Ze-bu....
• Lisa: Ooh, look, Maggie! What is that? Dodecahedron!
  Dodecahedron! Homer: Lisa, I don't know what you're doing, but it's very strange, and your father is trying to worry....
• Maggie: [holds up an `Aztec' flashcard] Lisa: No, Maggie.
  Not Aztec, Olmec. [slowly] Ol-mec. Maggie...
• Homer: Marge, Lisa, Maggie, let's do this out in the yard where the neighbors can see.
  Lisa, dim the lights. No, turn on more lights....
• Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
  Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
• Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
  [Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...
• Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
  [Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...
• What is brown, has a hump, and lives at the North Pole? A lost camel.
• Lisa: Mom, make Dad tell the story right! Marge: That's what really happened.
  Lisa: Oh......