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• Maggie: [holds up an `Aztec' flashcard] Lisa: No, Maggie.
  Not Aztec, Olmec. [slowly] Ol-mec. Maggie...
• Marge: [watching Lisa show Maggie flashcards] What's a zebu?
  Lisa: It's like an ox, only it has a hump and a dewlap....
• Lisa: Ooh, look, Maggie! What is that? Dodecahedron!
  Dodecahedron! Homer: Lisa, I don't know what you're doing, but it's very strange, and your father is trying to worry....
• Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
  Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
• Homer: Marge, Lisa, Maggie, let's do this out in the yard where the neighbors can see.
  Lisa, dim the lights. No, turn on more lights....
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids? Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
  Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing a little support?...
• Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
  [Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...