Bart: What happened?
Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that. You're just finished, that's all.
Bart: Finished?
Krusty: Ehh, it happens all the time. That's show business for you: one
day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day
you're some shmoe working in a box factory.
Guide: I heard that.
Bart: Boy. Show business is kind of cruel, isn't it?
[Krusty slams and locks the exit, leaving Bart outside]
-- You _could_ say that, yes, "Bart Gets Famous"
Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that. You're just finished, that's all.
Bart: Finished?
Krusty: Ehh, it happens all the time. That's show business for you: one
day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day
you're some shmoe working in a box factory.
Guide: I heard that.
Bart: Boy. Show business is kind of cruel, isn't it?
[Krusty slams and locks the exit, leaving Bart outside]
-- You _could_ say that, yes, "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Bart:
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one... - Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I... - Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love?
Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and... - Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track... - Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart:
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have... - Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
Remind me never to let you on stage again,... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the
time,
just like that. [snap] Why, you could wake up dead...
