Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
- Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book.
Homer:
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael... - Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic... - Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've
killed him.
Bart: Now you know better. -- The gang read the... - Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth,
but now I know: To buy that comic book! -- Bart,... - Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer.
Bart: Oh,
Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that. Your already taking... - Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for... - Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it. -- Bart's one-time lemonade... - Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize... - Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your...
From the same category:
- Wiggum: Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action -
[fires his gun six times through the wall] ... - Man: Oh, she looks sad.
Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at... - Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons]... - Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer...
