Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell
us about hers?
Homer: Oh, she's perfect.
Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?
Homer: Well, sometimes it can be annoying.
-- At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
us about hers?
Homer: Oh, she's perfect.
Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?
Homer: Well, sometimes it can be annoying.
-- At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in <my>
Bible because she can't find hers.
Homer: [mutters] Oh. Lucky they don't keep guns in... - Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy
bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: ... - A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev. Lovejoy's... - Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way,
a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one... - Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet!
-- Rev.
Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, ... - Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in
inviting you to dinner.
Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer... - Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God... - Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts...
