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• Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
  -- Homer Simpson, trying to be a father to Lisa....
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon! Homer: [gasp] Me? Lisa
  Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Home...
• Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
  Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
• Executive: Gentlemen, we've got to sink this Lisa Lionheart doll, and fast!
  It's time to call in a favor from Washington. Senato...
• Lisa: I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did.
  I'm sorry I messed up your barbeque. Home...
• Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
  [end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
• Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off] Ba
  Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it....
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....