Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful!
Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?
Marge: Sure.
Lisa: Can I wear your jewelry?
Marge: Sure.
Lisa: Can I get my ears pierced?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Can I dye my shoes pink?
Marge: Yes.
Lisa: Can I paint my nails?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Can we have wine?
Marge: Yes.
Lisa: Can I have wine?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Does Bart have to be there?
Marge: Yes.
Lisa: Can we do it this week?
-- Setting the ground rules, "Lisa's Substitute"
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful!
Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?
Marge: Sure.
Lisa: Can I wear your jewelry?
Marge: Sure.
Lisa: Can I get my ears pierced?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Can I dye my shoes pink?
Marge: Yes.
Lisa: Can I paint my nails?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Can we have wine?
Marge: Yes.
Lisa: Can I have wine?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Does Bart have to be there?
Marge: Yes.
Lisa: Can we do it this week?
-- Setting the ground rules, "Lisa's Substitute"
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presents.
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man!
Lisa: But Mom!
Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I,
can I? Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa... - Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might... - Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay!
Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone. [shaking... - Marge: Goodness, what's wrong?
Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet...
From the same category:
- First, you'll need a declaration of war. That way,
everything you do will be nice and legal. -- Herman... - Homer: Hey, kids, how was school?
Lisa: I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy! [sips... - Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
Tony: Bart, um,
is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your ... - on phone]
Cayman Islands guy: [laughs] I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge
information about that customer's secret illegal
account.
[hangs... - Abe's poison teeth lie on the floor as he runs with a clock
in his mouth]
Vidal:
Ah, he's more clever than he looks... -- Or sound...
