Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay!
Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone. [shaking Lisa]
Promise me!!
Marge: You're being ridiculous.
Homer: Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values. Now we can
never say only straight people have been in this house.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone. [shaking Lisa]
Promise me!!
Marge: You're being ridiculous.
Homer: Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values. Now we can
never say only straight people have been in this house.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell
me where you got the money from.
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Marge: You owe me a favor.
Homer: [whining] Oh...
Marge:
To be called up whenever and for whatever reason I... - Marge: I'm sorry. I _have_ been spending too much time at the casino.
I'll be around more from now on. Lisa: Does this mean... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us...
