Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay!
Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone. [shaking Lisa]
Marge: You're being ridiculous.
Homer: Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values. Now we can
never say only straight people have been in this house.
-- "Homer's Phobia"