Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom,
a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!
Bart: That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos!
[leads the class in a chant of `MORE ASBESTOS']
-- Martin and Bart run for class president,
"Lisa's Substitute"
a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!
Bart: That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos!
[leads the class in a chant of `MORE ASBESTOS']
-- Martin and Bart run for class president,
"Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- Martin's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!
Bart's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy... - He says there aren't any easy answers.
I say, he's not looking hard enough!
Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's... - Martin: As your president, I would demand a science-fiction library,
featuring an ABC of the over[something] genre. Asimov... - I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED
TO REMOVE ASBESTOS I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS... - Fire protection:
that's asbestos it gets..... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Per ardua ad asbestos --- Damn you Jack,
I'm fireproof... - Homer: Wow! You made the front page!
Bart: Aw, Dad,
it's just a popularity contest? Homer: JUST a popularity... - Bart didn't get one vote?
Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president...
