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  Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No....
• Bart: After the supermarket, we'll go to the video store, grab a Krusty Burger, and head for the arcade.
  Lisa: Bart, Grampa's a kindly old man. He trusts us....
• Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change.
  I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go....
• Now is not a good time to annoy me.
• Burns: Now, let's get down to business. Homer: [thinks] Oh, man.
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• First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back!
  Make up your mind! -- Homer argues with Marge over "Lisa's Pony...
• Krusty: [surrounded by reporters] No, this slide is perfectly safe.
  This was an isolated incident. Kent Brockma...
• I surely don't want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
  If I were, then I wouldn't be, and so all of this could not take place as it happens to me now....
• Reclaimer, spare that tree! Take not a single bit!
  It used to point to me, Now I'm protecting it. It was the reader's CONS That made it, paired by do...