Homer: I can't tell you how sorry I am, Dad.
Grampa: Is someone talking to me? I didn't hear anything.
Homer: Oh no! Dad's lost his hearing!
-- Grampa disowns Homer, "Old Money"
Grampa: Is someone talking to me? I didn't hear anything.
Homer: Oh no! Dad's lost his hearing!
-- Grampa disowns Homer, "Old Money"
Related:
- Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday.
Homer: Gasp!
My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put... - Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along
the way.
Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa... - Grampa: What's the matter, boy?
Homer: Nothing.
Grampa:
You haven't said poo all night and usually I have to... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house... - Grampa: Pull your chair closer, my son.
Homer: What is it,
Dad? Grampa: Peeyoo! Not that close! Sheesh. ... - Grampa: Oh son, I'm glad to see you! I went for the morning paper and I
got lost!
And... Homer: No time for you, old man! [pushes... - Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me,
I'm glad it was you. Homer: Actually, it wasn't me...
