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• Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders, members of the press, Your Holiness.
  .. -- Herbert Powell, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
  .. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white met bread....
• People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
  -- Herbert Powell, board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
  I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Bart: Watch me dive! Lisa: Watch me dive! Home
  OKAY, we're watching! Marge: I hope we're not spoiling them....
• Lisa: The mouse is named Itchy and the cat is named Scratchy.
  Bart: They hate each other. Lisa: And they're not shy about expressing it....