Lisa: This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly. It's not even
about him!
Bart: Sure it is! Look at the cover.
Lisa: But inside it's mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two
chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.
Homer: Ah, Oliver North. He was just _poured_ into that uniform.
-- That's _Senator_ Oliver North, almost,
"Bart Gets Famous"
about him!
Bart: Sure it is! Look at the cover.
Lisa: But inside it's mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two
chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.
Homer: Ah, Oliver North. He was just _poured_ into that uniform.
-- That's _Senator_ Oliver North, almost,
"Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Lisa: Look, Bart. It almost killed me, but I handcrafted all 75
characters from Oliver Twist.
And now, the coup de grace: a bitter snowstorm... - Oliver North is a prolific producer of terminological
inexactitudes... - Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to
do,
because you're burning up time; the meter is running... - Bart: [dialing the phone] A little pre-dinner entertainment.
Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is... - Barlow: My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent
conservative here,
railroaded by our liberal justice system, just... - Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation]:
My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent... - John: Did he say where they were going?
Lisa: No. They were just going to find a deer and make Bart shoot it.
John: Deer? Ha! Not around here. They all migrated... - looking at the photo album]
Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit... - You knew it would have to come to this, I am sure, but Oliver North will
only eat one kind of breakfast food:
Shredded Wheat...
