Patty: I'll have a Lady Laramie 100's please.
Selma: We both know it could have easily been me. Very easily.
[to Apu] Laramie Hi-Tars, hard pack, and I don't have all day.
Apu: Ooh, all right, here you go. Smoke them in good health.
-- "Principal Charming"
Selma: We both know it could have easily been me. Very easily.
[to Apu] Laramie Hi-Tars, hard pack, and I don't have all day.
Apu: Ooh, all right, here you go. Smoke them in good health.
-- "Principal Charming"
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