Edna: OK, kids, open your books to page sixty --
[a phone rings; Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket]
Bart: [tired] Yes, Krusty?
Krusty: Bart, I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick. Meet me
in the conservatory, chop-chop. Don't worry: everything's gonna
be aaaall right.
Bart: Oh, I wish I was dead.
-- You may get your wish soon, "Bart Gets Famous"
[a phone rings; Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket]
Bart: [tired] Yes, Krusty?
Krusty: Bart, I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick. Meet me
in the conservatory, chop-chop. Don't worry: everything's gonna
be aaaall right.
Bart: Oh, I wish I was dead.
-- You may get your wish soon, "Bart Gets Famous"
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- Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun... - Bart: I can't believe Krusty is really gone.
Homer:
Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's in heaven right now... - Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Bart:
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one... - Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your
help.
Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Bart:... - Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows?
Rory: Yes.
Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if...
